The Story Of Gopu Alias S.GopalakrishnanMan

At home, they called him Gopu. At office, they called him Gopal, Krishna or Soda-Buddi. His ID card read S.Gopalakrishnan. But the Soda-Buddi wearing, Monitor Screen staring, Coffee drinking, Not-So-Smart looking Infoscion also had another name - A name that spelled doom to all the wrong doers and the mischief mongers and good-citizen troublers and the shady dealers and the moody weeders. For he was the champion of the weak, the saviour of the humble, the resurrector of justice and the guardian of peace. Like SuperMan, Like BatMan, Like Rajnikanth, he was also a class apart, a super hero. And his name was S.GopalakrishnanMan. He could fly, he could swim, he could see the future, he could see the past, bullets would not touch him, bombs would not move him, Kryptonite would not cripple him, A misplaced sense of justice would not trouble him, he was the old-style superhero who could shoot lasers from eyes and palm, he was the new superhero who used gadgets and had a lab. He was, is and will be the Ultimate SuperheroMan. But Global Warming can kill him. And if it can kill someone like him, your butt is too easy. So Stop Warming The Global and Prevent Global Warming. Please shutdown your computers before you leave office. I don't care if there is a paper on it that says "Server Machine, Don't Switch Off", the planet is more important. This public service announcement was brought to you by Ozone, whatever is left of it after the CFCs finished having lunch.